Conaire is simply a phenomenon, he is an unstoppable cosmic juggernaut who spits in the face of mediocrity and stands alone as possibly the only sentient being in this or any other universe capable of such acts of greatness that the very fabric of existence itself judders to an uncontrollable frenzy of satisfaction so pure that if it were butter, you would say "now fuck THAT's butter, you cunt" before stabbing all around you having been driven mad by his sheer brilliance.