╔═══════════════════════════╗
* WELCOME TOO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL *
╚═══════════════════════════╝

A Few Jokes From Me To You . . .

1. This guy meets God one day and says,God?,is it true that a million dollars to me is just 5 cents to you?God says yes,The guy asks again is it also true that a Thousand Years to me is just 5 minutes to you?God says Yes,that is also true,Then the guy goes,So can i have 5 cents?then God says Sure son!,just wait 5 minutes.

2. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. . . .
. . . . the man comes back on the phone and says 'ok now what'