Lyrics:
It's early in the morning,
I'm just waking up.
I got a rumble in my belly,
Lyrics:
It's early in the morning, I'm just waking up. I got a rumble in my belly, I am R. Kelly. A voice calls out hey baby, My woman comes in the scene. I think oooh damn girl i wish you were thirteen.
She says here's your eggs'n bacon for your morning wakin'. She says I love you baby last night I wasn't fakin'. I said hey listen it up, I gots to keep it real. This food is surely good, but bitch I want my cereal.
So I put on my clothes, I can't believe dees hoes, Into the kitchens I goes, Bitch I need my cheerios.
Now I'm so damn mad, I can hardly sing... I says what? She says what? I says what? She says I didnt say anything. I said you just wait here, I'll get it my own damn self. The box is right where I left it, It's on the middle shelf.
She asked what about your cinnamon bun, Thats when I pulled out my gun. Somethings going on in here, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this one.
So I go to the cupboard, She says don't go to the cupboard, I say why what's in the cupboard, Who said anything about the cupboard? Your standing right infront of the cupboard, Oh is this the cupboard? Girl you know thats the cupboard! And thats when I opened the cupboard, And my box was empty... empty... empty... empty.... empty... empty....
Chapter 34
Well here I am at the grocery store, Got my cheerios and some milk to pour. I usually get two percent but now I'm gonna try soy, I need my proteins i am a growing boy. Old woman in front of me, got all these coupons, I said bitch do you really need five cents off that grey coupon?
The cashier says hey aren't you? I said yes keep it down. He says MC Hammer! I said I'll bust you in your f@#$%n mouth! He says please chill out man, Theres no price in my hand. I gotta do a price check and I'll know Mr Hammer you'll understand. I said they're two for one, whats wrong with this place?! Should we handle this the christian way? I'll shoot you in your f@#$%n face! And then he looked at me, And screamed security! I said oh brother please, Cereal is all I need!
See i went to my cupboard, He said don't start with the cupboard! I said you should've seen my cupboard! He said i don't have time for all that I'm a grocery store clerk not your therapist!
So I call up my lady, Said I'm coming home baby. She said do you miss me? Then I heard the rice crispies... crispies... crispies... crispies....
Chapter 189
So I'm driving home, just can't understand, She didn't buy my cheerios she bought her own brand. I'm about to go OJ, y'all know what I mean! I raced home in a prop car in front of a green screen.
I bust in the house she says I know what your thinking. Thats not crackle pop you heard, was just pop rocks and coke I'm drinking. Hoe, thats all I could say was hoe, Tell me hoe then what the f#@k are these rice crispie crumbs doing in this bowl! I said thats it I'm gonna end this video! And then the door bust down and in bust the po-po. I said hey officer what's the problem you beep hole?! He cited three times today I pulled my gun out on innocent people!
I made a dash for the cupboard, Tried to hide in the cupboard, He pulled me out of the cupboard. I said look cop you can't take me away because I've got six more of these videos to make to complete my urban opera.
So here we are now at the end of the story, And I'm going to jail, this time not for statutory... tory... tory... tory... tory....
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Frequently asked questions:
Q: What song is this?
A: "Pretty Pet" by Aberdeen City
Frequently asked questions:
Q: What song is this? A: "Pretty Pet" by Aberdeen City
Q: Is this realtime? A: No, it was rendered frame by frame slowly using this method: http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=459146
Q: What game is this? A: The game is "Crysis" but the island and box placement and such was made with the "Sandbox editor" that is included with the game.
Q: What are your PC specs? A: Intel Core 2 Duo 4300 (1.8GHz) processor, overclocked to 2.2GHz, 2GB 800MHz RAM, Nvidia 512mb 7900GS GPU (DX9).
But PC specs don't really matter to rendering a video, as long as you can run Crysis and can handle the rendering of the objects, you could render a video smoothly using the method linked above.
Q: What map is that/how do I make structures? A: You can download the man made out of boxes from here: http://www.crymod.com/thread.php?threadid=10448 (XYZ)
You can then change the boxes around and make your own structures, select objects and press ctrl + c to clone them.
Q: How do I use the sandbox editor? A: Search elsewhere for a tutorial (including how to install it etc.).
Q: What do those commands at the start mean? A: See the tutorial for rendering a video here: http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=459146
Q: What is this video about? A: The video isn't about how good Crysis or Cryengine2 is but it was actually made simply because I liked the look of lots of boxes flying around and structures collapsing etcetera and thought other people might like to see this also.
Q: Any higher quality versions? A: Streaming:
http://beta.vreel.net/index.php?q=watch&id=13129
And you can download the video at 640 x 480 (the resolution I recorded at so I can't get any better) from here:
Filefront: http://files.filefront.com/Crysis+Mass+Physicswmv/;9176864;/ fileinfo.html
Rapidshare: http://rapidshare.com/files/80206218/Crysis_-_Mass_Physics.w mv.html
If you want to upload it elsewhere yourself, please ask me rather than uploading yourself and I'll see what I can do.
Q: Why were the boxes flying? A: I used tornadoes to make them fly all over the place, they were invisible because particles were disabled to stop the rendering of dust clouds when each box collided with each other.
The settings of the tornadoes where changed around such as in some clips there was no rotation.
There was one clip that used a "GravityVolume" found in Misc in objects in the rollup bar.
Q: How do you increase the draw distance? A: The console command e_view_dist_ratio sets the visibility for objects, I had it set at 200 in the later clips.
Q: Don't physics still lag with sys_physics_CPU 0? A: Yes, they do a bit at really heavy clumps of objects colliding, but it's so much smoother than if set at 1 when there's that many physical interactions going on and I think it's an actual physics engine problem where they can lock when colliding, they can't get past what's infront of them rather than it actually lagging like when it's set to 1.
If there was nothing in the way of a moving object, it won't lag on 0 but can on 1.
For more info, see the tutorial (first link in this description).
I really reccommend checking out more songs by Aberdeen City if you like this song.
http://www.aberdeenmusic.com/ http://www.myspace.com/aberdeencity
Q: Are you going to make another one? A: I'm trying to but am having many problems both with the engine and in real life too.
In the mean time check out the video responses to this video for other people's mass physics videos and you can also make your own and send it as a response and I'll approve it if it's a mass physics video.
I PANT3RA I approves of this video.
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