It's a Grand Old Team to play for,
It's a Grand Old team to support,
And if you know your history,
It's enough to make your heart go BOOOOOOOOOOM,
Oh we don't care what the Reds' SHITE say,
What the f*ck do we care ?
Because we only know,
That if there's gonna be a show,
When the Everton boys are there !
Everton !!! Everton !!! Everton !!! Everton !!!