EvilB is a realist.

I was born nine months after my mother summoned the devil by mistake and the devil possesed my father.

She says it was a mistake anyway.

Most stuff is bollocks.

I hate mushrooms, especially the smell of them cooking It makes me heave. Aren't they just earth mold? Why do you like them? YUK!

I love dogs! Well most dogs, apart from small yappie types. I'm a dog person, but I don't have a dog at the moment.

I hate Honey, It's Bee Vomit.
eeeeeewwwwww
hey honey lovers eat bee puke on your toast, see if I care.

peace on earth won't be long coz we're all gunna die !!!

Dolphins will grow legs and invent time travel and come back and do experiments on us to see where we went wrong.

Hopefully this helps you get to know me a little better or something.

EvilB