"Vines have to have roots, and roots have to have soil, so I'm going to follow those vines to their home planet. You're all to stay onboard the Bobular till we get back."
-Captain Bob Wouter
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Welcome to Rage of the Sage.
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Watch some videos if you don't know why you are here yet. Here are other related Rage of the Sage links:
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Been itching to get yourself your own Rage of the Sage apparel?

Look no further than:

http://www.cafepress.com/rageo fthesage

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Play the official Rage of the Sage computer game
"Alan Quest" at:

http://www.yoyogames.com/games /show/28482

(windows only, unfortunately)
Note: Sometimes a '%20' is placed in the url after the word 'game' which makes the page load incorrectly. Delete this and it should work. You can also just go to yoyogames.com and search for Alan Quest. It is the one by rageofthesage.
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Triptonikhan is a giant space monster jumping from planet to planet, destroying each one with an epic sound wave. The sound travels all the way across the galaxy, where professor Scott Hanshew transmits and manipulates it through the technology of Space Titanium. The result is dubbed 'Space Metal'.
Hear and download it here:


http://www.reverbnation.com:80 /triptonikhan